Tags
Celebrity Death Watch, celebrity deaths, death by heart attack, Horshack, Jewfro, John Travolta, Lawrence Hilton-Jacobs, Metuchen, Mr. Woodman's revenge, New Jersey, Robert Hegyes, sweathogs, Welcome Back Kotter
By Smaktakula
A Journey Of 1,000 Miles Begins With A Single Step.
Metuchen, NJ: Actor Robert Hegyes died in his home Thursday after apparently suffering a heart attack. The Welcome Back, Kotter star was sixty years old.
Don't Pity Him, Kids--Time Will Have Its Way With You, Too.
Hegyes rose to fame in the 1970s playing Juan Epstein, a wiseacre Puerto Rican-Jewish street punk with an impressive Jewfro. Actors Lawrence Hilton-Jacobs (the black one), John Travolta (the successful one) and Horshack (Horshack) rounded out the ensemble cast of Kotter, which ran from 1976 to 1979. Despite its initial popularity, the show quickly lost steam when Travolta’s film career took off, and when viewers began to realize that the dead-end lives of four doomed, inner-city losers wasn’t so funny after all.
"I'm Gonna Die In A Drug Deal Gone Bad!" {CUE LAUGH TRACK}
In later years, Hegyes supported himself by teaching, and although he continued to act into the twenty-first century, never again found a role as iconic as Juan Epstein. Hegyes’ is survived by his two children. Today we, along with millions around the globe, share their grief, and give voice to the silent, angry question on so many minds: “Why couldn’t it have been Horshack?”
Put Your Arm Down, Ass-Chasm. Your Time Will Come.
"SOON..."
Promethean Times 
Proud New Jersey and all of our state will miss him. Rest in peace.
We’re with you, Proud. After Vinnie Barbarino, Freddy “Boom Boom” Washington and final season replacement Beau De Lebarre, Epstein was our favorite Sweathog.
“Don’t Pity Him, Kids–Time Will Have Its Way With You, Too.”
Great line!
“Today we, along with millions around the globe, share their grief, and give voice to the silent, angry question on so many minds: “Why couldn’t it have been Horshack?”
An even better one!
Thank you, Sir! If only others understood the very real need to stop Horshack before it’s too late.