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Across the nation, morons who love bad TV are screeching with joy and hurling their own feces at one another upon the news that Two and a Half Men will be returning to television. Fans of vapid entertainment were disheartened in recent months by reports of the inane series’ demise following the implosion of the show’s star, toothless pharmaceutical experiment Charlie Sheen. However, as they have so many times in the past, the doomsayers prognosticating Two and a Half Men‘s demise have vastly underestimated the American public’s rapacious appetite for all things vulgar and grotesque.
Two and a Half Men will continue to dumb up the airwaves for at least another season, thanks to the arrival of minimally-talented prettyboy Ashton Kutcher. Kutcher is best known for his roles in That 70s Show and Punk’d, as well as for banging an old lady.
Two and a Half Men‘s producers acknowledge that Kutcher brings neither star power nor charisma to the show, and admit that the replacement actor’s mushy intellect makes the cocaine and whiskey-befuddled Charlie Sheen seem like Alan Greenspan in comparison. They counter, however, that as a living, breathing organism, Kutcher is more than qualified to play the 1.0 men which the script requires.
Some Guy said:
I was dead sure there was no possible way for Two and a Half Men to get less appealing than it already was. Kudos to you, TV, for managing to make me feel stupid in more than just the conventional way! I didn’t know you had it in you.
If you throw up on shit, does it make it any less appealing? Are you wonder if Ashton is the long brown dragon or throw up?