Celebrity Death Watch, credulity, dead celebrities, Elvis > Michael Jackson, Elvis Aaron Presley, former child stars, future drug overdose, Jim Morrison, King of Pop, Kurt Cobain, LiLo, Lindsay Lohan, Michael Jackson, pederasts, pervertry, perverts, skepticism
The line between healthy skepticism and credulity is razor-thin. Sorry, kids–Michael Jackson is dead.
Jim Morrison? Dead.
Kurt Cobain? Dead.
Lindsay Lohan? Tick . . . Tick . . . Tick . . .
You’ll notice we didn’t include Elvis. Some things are too serious to joke about. ∞T.