Bob Saget, Grandma, Lottery tickets, malt liquor, playing the lottery as an investment, ungrateful children
We understand. Your lust for easy credit, malt liquor and Scratch ‘Em tickets has left you and your family in a not-inconsiderable financial bind. Naturally, your first inclination is to recoup the money by selling some of your property. However, what do you do when your home is on its third of fourth mortgage, your car is worthless and no one else seems to see the value in your Many Faces of Bob Saget collectors plates?
Why, sell Grandma’s place of course! The place is too big for her now, and anyway, when you were a kid, she said something about maybe leaving you part of the house someday, so you’re just being financially prudent by realizing your investment before the housing market takes a further tumble. Grandma will no doubt enjoy being able to tell all the other inmates in her new, state-funded institution how her darling grandchild is a financial whiz. Everybody wins!
Adrienne schmadrienne said:
That picture is going to invade my nightmares.
Apparently I am missing out on life, because nowhere in my photo albums is there a picture of me and family members dressed as clowns. Nor do I possess any of those hyper cool sweatsuits.
Jen and Tonic said:
That is what I imagine Sara, Le Clown and Lord Evil Poppy will look like in about 40 years.
Really? You think that long?
Another kick-ass comment, J&T!
I was gonna say something…then realised it’s all been said.