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$1M prize, brilliant dirty weirdos, crazy bastard, Dr. Grigori Perelman, fake newspaper, journalists, mad Russian genius, Mathsputin, people with unibrows, Poincare Conjecture, refuses prize, Russia, USA Today, who reads USA Today anyway?
Fake newspaper USA Today must believe that brilliant, dirty, Russian weirdo Grigori Perelman is full of shit. Why else would they think it newsworthy that Perelman didn’t show up to collect his $1M prize for solving the Poincaré Conjecture?
Readers of Promethean Times know what the “journalists” at USA Today are just finding out: Grigori let the prize committee know what they could do with their $1M ages ago.
Said Grigori at the time, “I have everything I want.”

Is Not Even Real Newspaper, Anyway
Is True. How Many Times Must I Tell You I Am Crazy Bastard. You Read: Reclusive Russian math genius is a no-show to pick up $1M prize money –.