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Mary Worth is a nosy old bitch.
Someone had to say it. This fabulously wealthy widow with too much time on her hands has been ruining lives since the Roosevelt Era.
Madame Weebles said:
I remember seeing this comic strip when I was a kid and I never understood it. She reminds me of some of the old bats in the neighborhood who looked down their nose at everyone.
Those old bats are single-handedly responsible for keeping this lifeless, brain-Novocaine in print all these years.
“Mrs.” Worth? Ha. The use of “Mrs.” is supposed to make us fear her? Saying “Mrs.” reminds us that there’s a man behind her, or in front of her…. Fuck off, Mrs. Worth, you are now worthless. (I’ll bet you saw that coming. I’m so cliche’.)
We have no problems with cliche–thanks for reading!
El Guapo said:
To suddenly express such vitriol for such an old and long running comic strip character makes me wonderwhat the cause is.
Did you just find out your first girlfriend actually left you for her, and they’ve been living the good life all these years?
Because if that’s it, I’m glad I’m not the only one that’s happened to.
SCREW YOU, GARFIELD!!!.
I was always more of a “Nermal” man myself.
And as for why the vitriol (great word, btw) toward Mary Worth–let’s just say for someone so full of good advice, she doesn’t always advise her sexual partners that she should more properly be called “Mary Warts.”
Fuck you, Mary Worth.