Tags
alcohol, bad decisions, Beer Goggles, celebriskanks, life is a cruel bitch sometimes, poor impulse control, reality television, schadenfreude, unlike your 15 minutes of fame a child lasts forever, wasted life, white trash, Why am I so stupid?
By Smaktakula
Bummer: The wayward strumpets on MTV’s Teen Mom get paid a lot more than you do.
This Child Is A Living Testament That, Given Enough Liquor, A Man Will Hump Just About Anything.
“Have you met my kids? The older boy’s named Beer Goggles and this is my daughter, Regretta. The little one’s Cody.”
Promethean Times 