Welcome at last to our first “real” installment of Ask Tardsie, where we answer your questions–no matter how bizarre or uninformed–as honestly as we feel like. We believe that Tardsie’s wisdom has the power to change the world, but we say with some rather generous exaggeration and perhaps even a trifle more glib insincerity than normal, that none of this would be possible without you, the reader/listener.
Let’s get to your questions!
Elysian Hunter inquires about the true nature of the taint.
Happiness Is Not a Disease wonders if it’s evil to think about demons a lot.
Tom Simard asks, ‘Why does the wind blow?”
Madame Weebles wants to know if 650 or 675 volts is right for her flux capacitor.
Jennifer Worrell asks about a potential career change.
White Lady in the Hood wants to know if the pizza man will ever show his face all up in her hizzie?
Bill inquires about the propriety of kid-muzzlin’.¹
Le Clown wants to know if Tardsie will help him score some bath salts.
Brigitte asks about the format of Ask Tardsie, never realizing that what she really wants to know are some of Tardsie’s thoughts on nomenclature.
We very much hope you enjoyed this, particularly as we’ll be doing it again regardless. So let’s have more questions. Write your inquiries in the comment space below, or email them to Tardsie@gmail.com. You’ll be SO glad you did!