We all know it can be pretty hard to offend a zealot. The world’s great religions have shown time and time again that they can take a joke, and value speech and open expression far more than they cling to fundamentalist dogma.
But just for fun, and today being Sunday, we thought it might be neat to try insulting no less than three of these unflappable faiths in a single, admittedly compound, sentence:
“I’m just like Jesus (except not, you know…so Jewy), and I think women should be allowed to vote!”
And because you guys are such a great audience, we’re throwing in a bonus faith-offending sentence!