By Smaktakula
These modern-day flat-earthers would probably be taken more seriously if their business outfit was something other than a baseball cap and a leather flight jacket.
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UFOlogists
02 Wednesday Nov 2011
Promethean Times 
I don’t see why you have such a big problem with urologists—this is the most racist thing I’ve ever read!
. . . wait, hang on, that’s “ufologists.” My mistake. Carry on.
At least one of our more vocal readers feels that we reached our racist zenith with this one.
Yeah, I had noticed that, and was trying to find a way to sound more out-of-touch. I’m not sure I pulled it off.
Be fair to yourself, friend–Samantha’s a tough act to follow!