By Tardsie

In which I avoid the beating I so richly deserve.

And if you haven’t already checked out Part I and Part II, you should. I think I come off looking like a pretty cool guy.

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Look, If He Hasn’t Killed Me Yet, He’s Probably Not Going To.

Dedicated with love to my brother “Joey Park.” I’m a richer man just for having known you, and obviously, I appreciate you not handing me my own ass that one time. We are forever Feds. ∞ T.