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We Have A Soft Spot For Bad Boys

30 Thursday Sep 2010

Posted by Smaktakula in Celebrity, Crime, Culture, News, Politics

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15th District, Charlie Rangel, congress, Democratic Party, disgraced congressman, Harlem, House Ways and Means Committee, malfeasance, New York, scoundrels, sharks, U.S. House of Representatives

By Smaktakula

Charlie Rangel, the Democratic congressman from New York’s 15th District, is fighting for his political life.  Amid a variety of ethics charges, Rangel has been forced to relinquish the chair of the House Ways and Means committee, but has managed a recent primary win and expects to keep his seat in November.

Despite The Malfeasance, Despite The Chicanery And Despite Not Having A Real Job Since 1971, It's Pretty Damn Hard Not To Like Charlie Rangel.

Charlie can’t like his odds for beating the myriad ethics violations stacked against him.  However, like a shark which must keep swimming, it’s guaranteed Rangel will give it a go.  If there’s anyone capable of extricating himself from his own mess, it’s Harlem’s loveable scoundrel.

Take A Break, You Scamp! You've Earned It.

Massa Leaves No Bridge Unburned

09 Tuesday Mar 2010

Posted by Smaktakula in General Foolishness, National Events, Politics, Regional Politics

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Democrat, Democratic Party, disgraced congressman, Eric Massa, New York, Rahm Emanuel, salty language

Amid a growing scandal involving an aide, Representative Eric Massa of New York announced last week that he would step down.  The accused sex-pesterer and admitted user of salty language cited health reasons for his decision.  In the days following, Massa has taken great pains to extinguish any chance he might have had–however remote–for an eventual return to politics.      

If Being Salty Is Wrong, I Don't Want To Be Right

   Massa claims he was backstabbed by the Democrats:      

“Mine is now the deciding vote on the health care bill,” he said, “and this administration and this House leadership have said, quote-unquote, they will stop at nothing to pass this health care bill, and now they’ve gotten rid of me and it will pass. You connect the dots.”      

While this is undoubtedly true, Promethean Times would regard the disgraced congressman’s plight with a more sympathetic eye if Massa had refrained from recounting this “salty” story:      

“I am sitting there showering, naked as a jaybird, and here comes Rahm Emanuel, not even with a towel,” Mr. Massa said, adding that Mr. Emanuel poked “his finger in my chest, yelling at me at me because I wasn’t going to vote for the president’s budget.”      

Brrr . . .      

Read about Massa & Emanuel’s Brokeback moment (and so much more!) here: Departing Congressman Assails Democrats – NYTimes.com.      

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