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My Missing Medal

23 Thursday Jan 2014

Posted by Smaktakula in Philosophy

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douchebaggery, helpful hints, liars, making friends, medals, scoundrels, seeking approval

By Smaktakula

Wow! It’s Just So Weird That You Brought That Up…

Sometimes, when you mention a grievance or accomplishment, large or small, some would-be-funnyman will pipe up, “Do you want a medal or something?”

Next time this happens, tell him, “You’re goddamn right I want a medal. Let’s have it!”

Then, when he inevitably stumbles in his reply, tell him, “Your problem is that you make promises on which you have no intention of delivering. That makes you a liar and a scoundrel. Good day to you, Sir!”

With Or Without The Medal, You’re Pretty Special Just The Way You Are.

We Have A Soft Spot For Bad Boys

30 Thursday Sep 2010

Posted by Smaktakula in Celebrity, Crime, Culture, News, Politics

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15th District, Charlie Rangel, congress, Democratic Party, disgraced congressman, Harlem, House Ways and Means Committee, malfeasance, New York, scoundrels, sharks, U.S. House of Representatives

By Smaktakula

Charlie Rangel, the Democratic congressman from New York’s 15th District, is fighting for his political life.  Amid a variety of ethics charges, Rangel has been forced to relinquish the chair of the House Ways and Means committee, but has managed a recent primary win and expects to keep his seat in November.

Despite The Malfeasance, Despite The Chicanery And Despite Not Having A Real Job Since 1971, It's Pretty Damn Hard Not To Like Charlie Rangel.

Charlie can’t like his odds for beating the myriad ethics violations stacked against him.  However, like a shark which must keep swimming, it’s guaranteed Rangel will give it a go.  If there’s anyone capable of extricating himself from his own mess, it’s Harlem’s loveable scoundrel.

Take A Break, You Scamp! You've Earned It.

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