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Elmo, Elmo is a dangerous enemy, Katy Perry, love triangles, marriage, Robert Smith, Russell Brand, temporary marriages, testosterone, The Cure, unfunny comedians
By Smaktakula
Loveliest-girl-in-all-the-world Katy Perry recently married unfunny British career-killer Russell Brand in an ostentatious ceremony in India.
Brand, most famous for boasting on-air about diddling the granddaughter of a British actor, is said to be hanging up his career as a Lothario and eager to settle down to family life.
Promethean Times is delighted by this union, and wishes the lovely couple a lifetime of wonderful memories.
Not everyone is so happy, however: