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To Love Us Is To Loathe Us

17 Wednesday Feb 2010

Posted by Smaktakula in Constitutional Issues, Culture, General Foolishness, Political Correctness

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America-bashing, American self-loathing, arrogant Americans, Fox news, help wanted, Illinois

A help-wanted advertisement in Illinois suggests that “Arrogant Americans” might not be right for the job.  If any people other than Americans had been called out, this might be a big deal.

Has our tolerance for self-loathing metastasized so completely that someone posting this ad could even think this acceptable?

If you’re able to read, read it here, Yankee Imperialist: EXCLUSIVE: Help Wanted — ‘Arrogant Americans’ Need Not Apply – Local News | News Articles | National News | US News – FOXNews.com.

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A Nation Of Size

17 Wednesday Feb 2010

Posted by Smaktakula in Culture, Food, General Foolishness, Health, National Events

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childhood obesity, Cop Out, Kevin Smith, Michelle Obama, nanny state, obesity, person of size, Zack and Miri Make a Porno

By Smaktakula

Two seemingly disparate news stories from last week are really two sides of the same coin.  These events appear different from one another in a number of respects.  One is national news, the other tabloid gossip.  One is provocative, and–as are all things political in the new era–controversial.  The other just a little sad.  Yet they both speak to how much recent attention the media has given to food and health issues, and in particular, to the “obesity epidemic.”      

A Hutt of Size

First was the announcement of Michelle Obama’s “Let’s Move” campaign, a war on childhood obesity.  The much-discussed initiative has well-intentioned aims, but it is difficult to see it as anything other than as an another indication that government is in the parenting business for good.  That the nation as a whole is becoming increasingly unhealthy is something upon which most Americans will agree.  Still, it is a testament to how seriously the problem is perceived by Americans, that a growing portion of the electorate apparently believes that the government knows best what’s in the interest of the children.  Haven’t we already been told that it takes a village?      

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From The LA Times: Specter Skips Murtha Funeral To Raise Money

17 Wednesday Feb 2010

Posted by Smaktakula in National Events, National Politics, Politics

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Arlen Specter, John Murtha, Murtha funeral, Pennsylvania, reset button

What a sad, grinding end to Specter’s career.  It appears that jumping ship during the GOP’s lowest moment in their history hasn’t earned him the respect of his new Democratic colleagues.

How much does this guy wish Obama would kick him down one of those groovy RESET buttons?

Watch the train wreck in SLO-MO: Embattled Democrat Arlen Specter skips Murtha funeral for California money stop | Top of the Ticket | Los Angeles Times.

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From The LA Times: Will The ‘Tea Party’ Be Very Sweet To Nevada’s Embattled Harry Reid?

17 Wednesday Feb 2010

Posted by Smaktakula in National Politics, Politics

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Harry Reid, LA Times, Nevada, Tea Party, teabaggers

Anything which serves to benefit Harry Reid is probably a bad thing.  Even sunlight.

See how the Gray Weasel will squeeze another term out of the Nevada electorate: Will the ‘Tea Party’ be very sweet to Nevada’s embattled Harry Reid? | Top of the Ticket | Los Angeles Times.

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