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Daily Archives: February 22, 2010

From My Moans: Another Aspect Of Bullygate

22 Monday Feb 2010

Posted by Smaktakula in Europe, General Foolishness, Political Correctness, Politics

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bully, Bullygate, bullying, Gordon Brown, Gordonzilla, My Moans, National Bullying Hotline, United Kingdom

An interesting post from My Moans on the Gordon Brown kerfuffle.

Says My Moans:

Though I accept that the spokeswoman may have thought that this statement was in the public’s interest, I do wonder if it is a breach of confidentiality on the part of the charity and might in fact deter people who are being bullied calling for help from them as their identity might not be kept confidential.

Read the whole thing here: Gordon Brown’s Bully Boy Tactics?

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Agonizing Search For Boner Hard On Everyone

22 Monday Feb 2010

Posted by Smaktakula in Television

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Andrew Koenig, Boner, childish sexual innuendo, Growing Pains, Richard Stabone, Vancouver

Andrew Koenig, the actor who portrayed the unfortunately named Richard ‘Boner’ Stabone on TV’s Growing Pains, is missing.  Koenig was last seen in Vancouver. 

Read about it here: Former ‘Growing Pains’ actor reported missing in Canada – latimes.com.

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Great American Pitchmen: Morris the Cat

22 Monday Feb 2010

Posted by Smaktakula in Commercials, Critters, Culture, General Foolishness, Humor, Satire, Television

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9Lives, American Humane Society, Commercials, Morris the Cat, pitchmen

By Smaktakula

With his languid Ivy League accent, contemptuous eyes and tiger-orange fur, Morris the Cat was more than just Garfield’s funny uncle who never married–he was a television icon and considered the world’s first spokesfeline.              

Morris, like the Dalai Lama or the Buddha, is believed by his followers to be a transcendent being, reincarnating himself upon death.  Each incarnation of the Morrishead is designated by a number.  When referring to more than one incarnation, the term Morrisi is preferred.  The current incarnation, The Estimable and Right Honorable Morris XI, is the eleventh cat to hold the esteemed position.               

Poster From Morris V's Failed Presidential Bid

Little is known about the specific selection process for new incarnations of the Morris, but it is widely held that only cats adopted from shelters have the potential to achieve Morrishood.  Selecting the new Morris is a painstaking process, often taking several months.  Typically, once the new Morris has been selected, he must endure several more months of study and meditation are required before considered ready to meet the public.  A typical Morris is at least three years old before embarking on the grueling series of personal appearances and televised events which comprise many of the duties of the Morrisi.              

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Gordon Brown Is A Great Big Bully

22 Monday Feb 2010

Posted by Smaktakula in Europe, General Foolishness, Political Correctness

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British politics, bully, Bullygate, bullying, Gordon Brown, Gordonzilla, miss me yet?, National Bullying Hotline, United Kingdom

The founder of the National Bullying Hotline reports that staffers have made calls to the charity from Prime Minister Gordon Brown’s office.  Already unpopular, this will no doubt reinforce the PM’s reputation as a man who refuses to play well with others.

The revelation that all is not sunshine and games within British politics is certainly shocking.  Ideally, someone will propose legislation mandating that the staffers bring their mothers to work with them, as a bulwark against bullying.

Miss Me Yet?

Read about Mean Mr. Brown here: Gordon Brown hit by fresh bullying allegations | Politics | The Guardian.

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From WSJ: Two Men Charged In Blaze At Texas Church

22 Monday Feb 2010

Posted by Smaktakula in National Events, Religion

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arson, ATF, bedwetting, Bureau of Alcohol Tobacco and Firearms, church fires, Daniel George McAllister, douchebaggery, Dover Baptist Church, hate crime, Jason Robert Bourque, pyromania, Texas, Wall Street Journal, WSJ

Two suspected douchebags have been charged with starting a fire in a rural Texas church.  The extent of the suspects’ douchebaggery and possible guilt remains undetermined.

The duo is suspected in a number of church fires, and bail has been set at a meager $10 Million. 

One possible mitigating factor: according to the WSJ article, the firebugs torched churches without respect to denomination or the congregants’ races.  We can take some comfort from our  knowledge that while these men may be repeat arsonists, at least they aren’t committing hate crimes.

This Gentleman Likes To Burn Things

Read about the two (alleged) bedwetters here: Two Men Charged in Blaze at Texas Church – WSJ.com.

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