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backwater shithole, BFE, Botswana, hellhole, Idaho, internet, Jackpot, jerkwater burg, Nevada, places that suck, the sticks, white trash, wide spot in the road
Smaktakula manages to find the only hotel in North America without wireless internet.
If Smaktakula wanted to live in Botswana he would fucking move to Botswana.
You’ve made the list, Jackpot, Nevada.
Promethean Times 
Did you have running water? Now if you tell me they had an outhouse, you probably, took a wrong turn somewhere and ended up not in America.
Actually, a chemical toilet might indicate I was in West Virginia, rather than Idaho (West, West Virginia).
So places John Denver would sing about.