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Why else would this three-time loser kill the cash cow by leaving his awful show?
Industry insiders speculate that the volatile hack may have contracted a case of misplaced artistic integrity (MAI) during his most recent rehab stint. Delusions are a common symptom of the MAI infection, which could lead Sheen to forget that his artistic range is roughly analagous to the distance Richard Simmons can throw a baseball.
But unlike many of Sheen’s previous infections, this one won’t be fixed by a quick visit to a discreet Mexican doctor. Charlie should know by now that performing in a cultural Mariana Trench like Two and a Half Men is a lot like being a professional manure wrestler. You can leave the ring–but the shit still sticks to you.
Think Charlie’s Best Moments Of Douchebag Idiocy Are Behind Him? The Kid’s Still Got It: Charlie Sheen wants out of ‘Two and A Half Men’: Report | EW.com.