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No one will argue that attempting to sexually assault an unconscious woman on a city sidewalk in broad daylight is not only breathtakingly callous, but utterly moronic as well. Yet apparently, that’s just what one man did.
But what separates 48-year-old ne’er-do-well Melvin L Jackson of Kansas City, Mo, from the rank-and-file masher is the novel excuse he provided to the authorities upon being caught in the act. The reason for his heinous shenanigans, Jackson assured the police, was because he assumed the helpless woman was dead, adding that sexually assaulting an unconscious woman was “simply disgusting.”
Hmm, what’s worse? Rape or necrophilia? Perhaps the worst thing about this guy is that he thinks it’s somehow worse because his victim wasn’t dead yet. What a piece of work.
Stretchus Maximus said:
So…people have caught up to ducks, eh?
The first case of homosexual necrophilia in the
mallard Anas platyrhynchos (Aves: Anatidae)
Humanity would have to slide a long way to equal the degeneracy and perfidy of aquatic and semi-aquatic waterfowl.
Ducks are particularly wanton: