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Celebrity Death Watch, death by a vengeful God, douchebaggery, Queen, rumors we wish were true, untalented stars, Vanilla Ice, Where Are They Now?, Why God? Why?
By Smaktakula
Let’s Give Him This: There Aren’t Too Many Things Which Can Collectively Humiliate White People.
Fans of music and of culture in general were shocked by the news that tiresome rapper/plagiarist Vanilla Ice still lives. The music world had been abuzz in recent days over happy rumors that the grating space-waster had died, and will now have to come to grips with the realization that at 44 and in reasonably good health, the melanin-deficient fucknugget can stink up the nostalgia circuit for years to come. We can only pray that the day will come soon when the Almighty will tire of His cruel joke, and in delivering us from ‘Nilla, will ‘wax a chump like a candle.’
Promethean Times 
As embarrassing as Marky Mark…
Oh, far more so. With his modicum of talent and groovy supernumerary nipple, Marky Mark is more of a selective embarrassment, and less of the racial albatross than V. Ice is.
AT least “Marky Mark” at least has a decent acting career now. This DB here, HE can’t even stand being reminded of his of his “Ice Ice” baby days. LMAO
White people can neither dance nor rap. Asians are smarter than we are, and the only “sport” white people still dominate is NASCAR, which is perhaps the lamest sport since golf. Damn, it almost sucks to be white anymore.
Ice is now flipping houses in DIY–he even teaches a course and apparently wrote a book on making millions from real estate. SNORT!
In his defense, however (and I never thought I’d find myself in that position), America loves a second act. I’ll bet George Foreman makes a lot more money from his grill than he ever did from taking a hit to his grill.
One of this world’s great disappointments, to paraphrase Denis Leary, is that Stevie Ray Vaughan is dead, and we can’t get this guy on a helicopter.
Ha ha! And so true. It’s like when the Almighty took John Candy, but left us with that useless blob of lard, Louie Anderson.
Is It A Sad State Of Affairs That I Still Know “ICE ICE BABY” Word For Word?!?!?!
It USED To Be So Much Fun To Break-Out At Parties/Social-Gatherings.
Maybe That’s Why I Don’t Get Invited To Them Anymore?
Ya Think?
😉
hehehe
-BRAD
It just bugs me that Queen ripped off Vanilla’s song.
hahahaha Under Pressure is Slightly Superior to Ice Ice Baby. SLIGHTLY 😉
Okay–maybe just a little.
Dun-dun-dun-dah-dah-dah-dah! Plink!
Yo, V.I.P., Let’s Kick-It!!! 😉
Vanilla Ice just chaps my grits.
There’s a lovely Texas idiom for you!
Of course, since VI originally hails from the Lonestar State, I guess you could say VI: There’s a lowly Texas idiot for you!
Rodney King would have upstaged his death anyways.
“Melanin-deficient fucknugget” amazing!
What?!? Still alive?!?!
Thanks for trashing my day, Smak.
After “Hey Mickey” and reservoir tip, you’re more than welcome!
This round is yours, Sir.
BUT I SHALL RETURN!!!