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abusive asshole, alcohol abuse, asshat, divorce, domestic violence, famous for nothing, happy thoughts, irony, John Wayne Bobbitt, Lorena Gallo Bobbitt, severed penis, spousal abuse
By Smaktakula
Abusive inebriate John Wayne Bobbitt was such a cock-knocker that in 1993 his wife Lorena severed half his penis, hurling the bloody nugget into a field.
The missing member was recovered after an exhaustive search, and the cock (by which we mean the ironically-named Bobbitt) made whole.
Sadly, the couple divorced in 1995.
Not Only Did JWB Lose Sensation In His Penis, But Also Any Notion Of Dignity.
Promethean Times 
His hand’s not covering up much? maybe it’s just cold outside.
Sadly, there’s not much left. There’s some debate as to how much Mr. B had to start with.