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catamite, childish sexual innuendo, Ferris Bueller's Day Off, How High, Howard The Duck, Jeffrey Jones, modern classics, Mom and Dad Save the World, obscure celebrities, pederast, pervert, registered sex offender, short eyes, you got a real purty mouth
Actor and pederast Jeffrey Jones, featured in such modern classics as Howard the Duck and How High, has once again run afoul of the law. Apparently, the in-demand actor has been so busy learning his lines, he sometimes forgets that he’s a voracious short eyes, constantly on the prowl for his next catamite. This aberrant compulsion makes the talented thespian a very real danger to the community, and as such, Jones must register as a sex offender wherever he goes.
Jones has now twice failed to do that.
Is There A Single Detail About This Man That DOESN'T Scream "Run Away?"
Wanna Be In ‘Mom And Dad Save The World 2?’: ‘Ferris Bueller’ actor faces felony charge in LA.
Promethean Times 