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I’m An Ass, And I’m Sorry

07 Friday Feb 2014

Posted by Smaktakula in Philosophy, True-Ass Tales

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douchebaggery, glibness, insufferable arrogance, self-indulgence, selfishness, Smaktakula's hypocrisy can sometimes be astounding, smartassery, Tardsie's True-Ass Tales, why am I so loutish?

By Tardsie

Man, you have no idea how many times I find myself saying or thinking that.

No, Not For Any Particular Reason.

Have a great weekend, folks!

Abortion: Heroes & Villains

02 Monday Jan 2012

Posted by Smaktakula in Culture, News, Politics

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a hero to some, abortion, double standards, hypocrisy, pregnancy, Pro-Choice, Pro-Life, self-righteousness, selfishness, separate but equal, sexual politics

By Smaktakula

Look, EVERYBODY Can't Have A Choice, Right?

Suzie got pregnant.  Her boyfriend was thrilled and wanted to be a father, but the dreams Suzie had for herself didn’t include a child.  Against the wishes of her boyfriend, she bravely terminated the pregnancy.  Suzie is an independent woman making choices for herself.

Because You Can't Let One Little Mistake Ruin Your Life.

Rob got his girlfriend pregnant.  She wanted a baby and was ready to start a family, but the plans Rob had made for his future didn’t allow for the expense of raising a child.  He didn’t want it, and demanded that his girlfriend terminate the pregnancy.  She bravely refused, and took that selfish deadbeat to court.  Rob is an asshole who’s only looking out for himself.

Well, Hopefully You Won't Make That Mistake Again. In The Meantime, You Have Eighteen Years To Think About What You've Done.

Choice is fundamental to our liberty.  She decides whether to keep the child, and he decides whether to pay child support or go to jail for six months at a time.  So in a way, everybody wins! ∞T.

The Circle Of Life

12 Friday Nov 2010

Posted by Smaktakula in Culture, Stupidity

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bad parents, hypocrisy, Me Generation, self-indulgence, selfishness, tight-asses, vicious circle

By Smaktakula

The children of shitty, self-absorbed “Me Generation” parents are now of an age where they can ensure the ruin of the next generation.

Crazy Pregnant Women

Guess Your Tight-Ass Mom Doesn't Look So Bad Now, Huh?

La vita é bella!

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