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Helpful Hints For Everyday Life: The Riot

17 Friday Jun 2011

Posted by Smaktakula in Crime, Culture, News, Sport, Stupidity

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breaking stuff, dignity, dweebs, Farmville, flash-riot, geeks, getting back at mom and dad, helpful hints, hockey riots, nerds, Promethean Times' ongoing commitment to treating all peoples and cultures with dignity and respect, riots, sense of entitlement, thanks a lot mom, Vancouver

By Smaktakula

The flash-riot has become a hallmark of our age of entitlement.  It can therefore be helpful to at all times be aware of your image, lest you find yourself an object of humor at the expense of your human dignity.

Perhaps Mom & Dad Will Think Twice The Next Time They Decide To Ground Harrison From Playing Farmville.

Boy, Is My Face Red!

17 Friday Sep 2010

Posted by Smaktakula in Crime, News, Stupidity

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acid attack, attention-seeking behavior, Bethany Storro, dishonesty, liars, mysterious African-American assailant, race baiting, regrets, self-inflicted wounds, self-loathing, stupid criminals, stupid people, stupidity, Vancouver, Washington State

By Smaktakula

Basket case Bethany Storro came to the public’s attention last week when she claimed to be the victim of a shocking assault.  The 28-year old Vancouver, Wa. resident said that a mysterious assailant threw acid in her face.   

Authorities initially believed Storro, since she did not claim her assailant was the “mysterious black man” of so many fake assaults.  She threw a curveball to police when she suggested that her attacker was a mysterious black woman!   

Despite Her Injuries, Storro Attempts To Lead A Normal Life.

Storro’s clever, race-baiting mendacity notwithstanding, the police eventually grew suspicious.  After repeated questioning, the woman admitted that she had doused acid on her own face, necessitating surgery.   

A police representative said that all things considered, Storro was actually very fortunate.  “For Bethany to have survived for twenty-eight years now is really something special, especially given what a complete and utter moron she is. ”  

Splashing Yourself In The Face With Acid As A Ploy For Attention May Seem Like A Good Idea, But In Many Instances It Is Not.

Agonizing Search For Boner Hard On Everyone

22 Monday Feb 2010

Posted by Smaktakula in Television

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Andrew Koenig, Boner, childish sexual innuendo, Growing Pains, Richard Stabone, Vancouver

Andrew Koenig, the actor who portrayed the unfortunately named Richard ‘Boner’ Stabone on TV’s Growing Pains, is missing.  Koenig was last seen in Vancouver. 

Read about it here: Former ‘Growing Pains’ actor reported missing in Canada – latimes.com.

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