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Baptists, Biblical teaching, downlow, gay bashing, George Rekers, homophobia, hypocrisy, intolerance, religious intolerance, rent boy, RuPaul, self-loathing, Sodomites For Christ, SuperApocrypha, the Bible, you got a real purty mouth
George Rekers, a Baptist minister known for his anti-gay stance, was recently photographed while vacationing with a male prostitute.
All A Huge Misunderstanding. He Only Rented This Boy To Help Him With Some Hard Packing.
On the surface this may appear to be hypocrisy of the lowest order. However, supporters maintain that the closeted cleric’s actions are in keeping with Biblical teachings.
The First Epistle of RuPaul (from the SuperApocrypha, a portion of the Bible excised by the Roman Catholic Church in the 7th Century A.D.) settles the matter quite clearly, stating:
Go ye into all the world, and seek those whom I have made different. Wherever such people are gathered, go unto them with fists and stones and with unkind words. Let pass no opportunity to correct their sinful ways; let your rebuke be as the sting of the lash, for in shaming them you do them good.
Meanwhile, be ye a meth-snorting homo in secret.
Rekers is just one of many such “Sodomites For Christ.” These saints save souls on the downlow, but don’t ever think they enjoy it.
IHateMyselfIHateMyselfIHateMyselfIHateMyself: Christian right leader George Rekers takes vacation with “rent boy” – Page 1 – News – Miami – Miami New Times.
Promethean Times 
If you could reason with religious people, there would be no religious people.
–Dr. Gregory House (House)
“I’ve taken every pill in the cabinet and I’m high as a kite! I’m also a dick.”
–Dr. Gregory House (House)
In the interest of combating homophobia, can we all agree to replace the phrase “that’s so gay!” with “that’s so government!”, please?