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acid attack, attention-seeking behavior, Bethany Storro, dishonesty, liars, mysterious African-American assailant, race baiting, regrets, self-inflicted wounds, self-loathing, stupid criminals, stupid people, stupidity, Vancouver, Washington State
By Smaktakula
Basket case Bethany Storro came to the public’s attention last week when she claimed to be the victim of a shocking assault. The 28-year old Vancouver, Wa. resident said that a mysterious assailant threw acid in her face.
Authorities initially believed Storro, since she did not claim her assailant was the “mysterious black man” of so many fake assaults. She threw a curveball to police when she suggested that her attacker was a mysterious black woman!
Despite Her Injuries, Storro Attempts To Lead A Normal Life.
Storro’s clever, race-baiting mendacity notwithstanding, the police eventually grew suspicious. After repeated questioning, the woman admitted that she had doused acid on her own face, necessitating surgery.
A police representative said that all things considered, Storro was actually very fortunate. “For Bethany to have survived for twenty-eight years now is really something special, especially given what a complete and utter moron she is. ”
Splashing Yourself In The Face With Acid As A Ploy For Attention May Seem Like A Good Idea, But In Many Instances It Is Not.
Promethean Times 
Was she the DA of Vancouver, who now turns to crime? Funny how villains are created.
Actually, she was working for her AA in Mythology and Folklore and the Learning Annex. She’s hoping to work her way up to a Batman villain, but right now she’s a foil for the likes of Ambush Bug and Booster Gold.