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By Smaktakula

Shiftless layabouts across the country are giddy with the news that unemployment benefits are likely to be extended.

Senator Max Baucus of Montana cheered the passage of the extension, saying, “Inaction is not an option.”  We agree: nothing will get Americans back on their feet faster than letting them sit on their asses for another six months.

The Extension Gives This Dapper Lad The Opportunity To Finish His Long-Planned Homoerotic Star Trek Novel: Where Only YOU Have Gone Before.

It’s crazy, but we could swear we saw this six months ago on a TV show or something. ∞T