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dreamers, GET A JOB!, handouts, handsome devil, homoeroticism, inaction, job market, lazy bastards, lazy people, Max Baucus, Montana, on the county, shiftless layabouts, Star Trek, that trick never works, the dole, tough times, unemployed people, unemployment benefits, we're aware that unemployment benefits make life livable for hard-working families; try not to take everything we say quite so seriously
By Smaktakula
Shiftless layabouts across the country are giddy with the news that unemployment benefits are likely to be extended.
Senator Max Baucus of Montana cheered the passage of the extension, saying, “Inaction is not an option.” We agree: nothing will get Americans back on their feet faster than letting them sit on their asses for another six months.
The Extension Gives This Dapper Lad The Opportunity To Finish His Long-Planned Homoerotic Star Trek Novel: Where Only YOU Have Gone Before.
Promethean Times 
At least he’s a civilized shiftless layabout. He’s using a coaster/towel for his milk.
Thank goodness I don’t sit around for hours at a time in front of a TV screen. I sit around for hours on end in front of a computer, which is completely different. My wife thinks I spend too much time at the computer, but since right now she’s downstairs playing Pac-Man, I have decided not to listen.