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In Spain, a Socialist Catalonian Party commercial has plunged the highly-conservative country into a paroxysm of emotion which is steadily, agonizingly building toward an explosively satisfying zenith. The commercial depicts an attractive young lady so enamored of the voting process that the act of stuffing the ballot box brings her to orgasm.
Critics in the Catholic country are outraged at what they see as a promotion of promiscuity and a glorification of self-abuse. However, defenders contend that the humorous commercial is a much-needed antidote to voter apathy.
Either way, this is a clear answer to those critics of democracy who claim that voting is little more than jerking off.