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Get Off The Vote

17 Friday Dec 2010

Posted by Smaktakula in Culture, News, Politics

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'self-abuse' isn't the same thing as 'cutting', beating off, Catalonia, Catholicism, childish sexual innuendo, choking the chicken, democracy, female orgasm, flogging the dolphin, get off, jerking off, masturbation, orgasm, political parties, school bond issues, self-abuse, Socialist Catalonian Party, Spain, spanking the monkey, We'd stuff that ballot box

By Smaktakula

DAMN, School Bond Issues Get Us Hot.

In Spain, a Socialist Catalonian Party commercial has plunged the highly-conservative country into a paroxysm of emotion which is steadily, agonizingly building toward an explosively satisfying zenith.  The commercial depicts an attractive young lady so enamored of the voting process that the act of stuffing the ballot box brings her to orgasm.

Critics in the Catholic country are outraged at what they see as a promotion of promiscuity and a glorification of self-abuse.  However, defenders contend that the humorous commercial is a much-needed antidote to voter apathy.

Either way, this is a clear answer to those critics of democracy who claim that voting is little more than jerking off.

In light of this development, we plan to spend more time polling the electorate. ∞T

Lazy Bastards Find New Reason To Rejoice

17 Friday Dec 2010

Posted by Smaktakula in Culture, News

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dreamers, GET A JOB!, handouts, handsome devil, homoeroticism, inaction, job market, lazy bastards, lazy people, Max Baucus, Montana, on the county, shiftless layabouts, Star Trek, that trick never works, the dole, tough times, unemployed people, unemployment benefits, we're aware that unemployment benefits make life livable for hard-working families; try not to take everything we say quite so seriously

By Smaktakula

Shiftless layabouts across the country are giddy with the news that unemployment benefits are likely to be extended.

Senator Max Baucus of Montana cheered the passage of the extension, saying, “Inaction is not an option.”  We agree: nothing will get Americans back on their feet faster than letting them sit on their asses for another six months.

The Extension Gives This Dapper Lad The Opportunity To Finish His Long-Planned Homoerotic Star Trek Novel: Where Only YOU Have Gone Before.

It’s crazy, but we could swear we saw this six months ago on a TV show or something. ∞T

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