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Andy Bell, Dipsy, Dora the Explorer, Erasure, gay, homosexuality, insipid entertainment, kiddie shows, Laa-Laa, Liberace, Po, Rev. Jerry Falwell, Scooby Doo, stupidity, Teletubbies, television characters, the myriad facets of gayness, Tinky Winky
By Smaktakula
Jerry Has Moved On. He Now Wants To Know Why Dora The Explorer Doesn't Like Boys.
Years ago the Reverend Jerry Falwell became a laughingstock when he declared that children’s television characters, the Teletubbies, were gay. Although the insipidly adorable British monstrosities, Tinky Winky, Dipsy, Laa-Laa and Po have been turning children’s brains to mush for almost fifteen years, there is no evidence to suggest that exposure to the Teletubbies has any effect on a child’s future sexuality.
Not Even Remotely Homosexual, But Still Gayer Than Liberace Draped In A Rainbow Flag And Eating An Ice Cream Cone While Riding A Sequin-Studded Unicorn.
Through the gulf of years, however, it becomes plain that the buffoonish Bible-thumper wasn’t altogether wrong. At the heart of the issue is the word ‘gay’ with its myriad connotations.
Secretly Knows He Will Never Reach The Swishy Benchmark Set By Tinky Winky.
It is ludicrous to think that four sexless, half-witted mutant hamsters could be homosexual (or any kind of sexual). Despite this, it is apparent to even the most casual observer that the Teletubbies are in fact massively gay.
Fred From Scooby Doo: Gay In EVERY Sense Of The Word.
Promethean Times 
I think reading this article has made me want to lick lollipops, eat ice cream cones, and munch down on some hot dogs.
Curiously, it did the same to us!