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White trash TV personality Paula Deen thinks that if it’s worth eating, it’s worth eating fried. To Deen there exists no substance which could not be improved with breading and a fifteen-minute soak in molten hog lard. As evidence, we present Paula’s recipe for fried butter balls. For you folks watching your weight, don’t worry–Paula cuts the butter with a little cream cheese.
Deen can afford to be adventurous. At 64 years old, she has long outlived the life-expectancy afforded by her diet. What won’t she fry?