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alcohol, alcohol solves all of life's problems, bad parents, black people, Casey Anthony, Caylee Anthony, death threats, Facebook, getting away with murder, infanticide, men, mistaken identity, murderers, stupid people, thanks a lot mom, unfortunate names, unpunished, white people, women
By Smaktakula
Attention idiots: you may be threatening the wrong Casey Anthony.
It's Totally Okay To Hate Her. It Feels Pretty Good, Doesn't It?
The public is pretty upset about last week’s jury decision clearing accused child-murderess Casey Anthony of all but the most minor charges. Most people find an appropriate outlet for this rage, such as Facebook status updates or in the Lethe-like powers of alcohol. Some, however, express their animus through inappropriate displays like death threats.
Sadly, all those death threats don’t always find their intended targets. As it turns out, that there are one or two other Casey Anthonys running around out there. One of these is Casey Anthony of Darby, Pennsylvania, who has recently been receiving death threats from well-meaning, but moronic members of the public. This Casey Anthony, if people had bothered to check, is a dude–a goateed, bald black dude, who in fact bears only a passing resemblance to the clean-shaven, fully folliculate, infanticidal white chick.
Look, Color-Blindness And Gender Neutrality Have Their Place, But Don't Be An Idiot.
To make matters worse for ‘Good’ Casey, he’s not the only member of his family to have the name. It turns out that two of his sons are also named Casey Anthony.
Wait. What?
Promethean Times 
For reals……………
Perhaps the two sons have different baby mamas?
Makes you wonder if all the kids born from 1920-1930 that were named “Adolf Hitler” had a hard time later on too?
Nobody names their kid Adolf. Ever notice that?
In all seriousness, I understand that Hitler forbade parents to give his name to their children, saving them some headaches later in life. When Hitler’s genocidal reign came to an abrupt end, naming your kids after the world’s most hated man no longer seemed like such a keen idea.
Apparently the Other Casey Anthony is taking a cue from George Foreman, who named all five of his sons George and one of his daughters Georgetta. Not very creative, but I admire his consistency.
I really don’t think Casey Anthony is in any harm because she’ll be surrounded by a bunch of big gun toting groupies who will protect her, then the state can simply go around and pick up the bodies of anyone that threatens her.
I’ll be the first for street justice.
About that Hitler thing: you’re wrong, tardsie. We still have a lot of 1920s/30s/40s-born Adolfs living here in Germany, and in Austria. And yeah, many of them rather use their second name – or indeed, any other name – since 1945.