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Lop-dicked loser John Wayne Bobbitt can thank his lucky stars that his wife wasn’t as smart–or as ruthless– as Garden Grove California’s Catherine Kieu Becker. Bobbitt, it will be remembered, was such an abusive asshole that his wife Lorena sliced off his penis and threw it in a field. After hours of surgery, the dick’s dick was reattached, and he went on to have a minor career as a porn oddity.
But Becker was no amateur; she ensured that her estranged husband would rue forever the day he incurred her wrath. Like Bobbitt, Becker sliced off her husband’s penis, using a ten-inch knife. But rather than just leave the severed pecker somewhere it might possibly be found and reattached, Becker ran her husband’s manhood through the garbage disposal before calling 911.
Although several penis-chunks were recovered, doctors were unable to reattach the ruined Johnson. It is hoped that Becker’s husband will be made whole again when medical science advances to such a degree that a few grams of shredded beef can be restored to its former condition as a fully-functional sexual organ.
Makes you wonder what he did to deserve this kind of wrath?
This is why I’m a vegetarian.