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Don’t Be Too Free With The Pee

01 Monday Aug 2011

Posted by Smaktakula in Crime, Culture, Stupidity

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Calvin & Hobbes, douchebaggery, I piss on you!, immaturity, Pissing Calvin, public urination, San Francisco Giants, Smaktakula's hatred of the San Francisco Giants, Smaktakula's hypocrisy can sometimes be astounding, stupid kids, to my alma mater I apologize, urine

By Smaktakula

If you ever find yourself uttering the words, “Oh come on now–who HASN’T pissed all over the receiver of a public phone once or twice in his life?“– we can say with a high degree of certainty that you’re a douche.

Be Like This Unauthorized Image Of Calvin And Use Your Urine Powers For The Benefit Of Humanity, And Not To Its Detriment.

And yes, the rule applies to handrails as well.  You know who you are ∞T.

This Day In History: August 1st, 1981 CE

01 Monday Aug 2011

Posted by Smaktakula in Culture, History, Music

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1981, August 1, back in the day, MTV, old people, people with short attention spans, this day in history

On which begins the assault upon America’s already-attenuated attention span.

Yeah, The 'M' Actually Stands For 'Music.' It Makes More Sense If You're Old.

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