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Facebook, games, losers, Mafia Wars, so sad, waddling grotesquery, wasted life, Why am I so fat?
By Smaktakula
The single worst thing about playing Facebook games is that Facebook, unwilling to let you wallow privately in the admission that yours is a life devoid of any meaning or real human intimacy, trumpets the unfortunate truth to all your Facebook “friends.”

Playing This Game Can Help You Achieve The Look And Lifestyle Of A Real Mobster: An Obese, Sedentary, Agoraphobic Turd.