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By Smaktakula

Lost In All The News About Animal Cruelty Is The Fact That Michael's A Bit Of A Dog Himself.

Perhaps the greatest unintentional porn name after Rob Lowe (say it fast) was coined by controversial dog enthusiast, NFL quarterback and convicted felon, Michael Vick.  Vick’s virile alter-ego was revealed to the world when Sonya Elliot sued the athlete in 2005 for knowingly infecting her with genital herpes.  It turns out that when the superstar quarterback checked into clinics to treat his diseased dick, he did so under the Diggleresque alias, ‘Ron Mexico.’

"What's That Ma'am? You Say You Need A Plumber To Unclog Your Pipes?"