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Celebrity Death Watch, Deep Throat, Flower of American Skankhood, irresponsible allegations, LiLo, Lindsay Lohan, meth, meth mouth, methamphetamine, rotting teeth, skanks, you got a real purty mouth
By Smaktakula
You Know You're Famous When Forgetting To Brush Your Teeth Causes A Minor Media Sensation.
True? False? That’s what the gossip sites are reporting, anyway. More accurately, they’re claiming that the self-destructing former starlet and Flower of American Skankhood has a mouth full of rotting teeth, from which Promethean Times irresponsibly infers that said condition is a consequence of snorting* great big piles of methamphetamine.
Or it could just be improper hygiene. Remembering to brush after meals can help to preserve healthy teeth for a lifetime. Sadly, LiLo has yet to demonstrate that she can inculcate positive habits into her life, having been “fired” from her community service work at Skid Row Woman’s Shelter. A few months ago, Promethean Times opined of Ms. Lohan, “the time to hit that is now.” Sadly, it appears that the time to hit that has passed.
Promethean Times 
I knew you weren’t referring to my dog, Lilo, (aka: Ho, or Food Ho) who has 42 perfectly white, lovely and unstained teeth. She may be cross-eyed and bowlegged, but the dog has good teeth. What a nassssty mouth on this chick though. Disgusting. Reminds me of the girls I went to high school with who used dip. Perhaps she also uses chewing tobacco or dip? Rednecks like dip and meth, so maybe it’s both? I just want to buy her a toothbrush, some Colgate and some Listerine!