“Classic” PT–hard-hitting, but always tasteful.
By Smaktakula
If you have a penis, or know someone who does, then we don’t have to tell you that it’s a rough time to be a phallus. Not so long ago, the dangers faced by cocks were somewhat pedestrian: the clap, chafing from improper handling or the thankfully more infrequent, but blindly excruciating pain of getting the ‘lil man caught in your zipper. But 21st Century has brought with it dark days for the male reproductive organ. Readers of Promethean Times have been aware of this grisly trend for some time, having witnessed man-meat subjected to slicing, grinding and the ravenous appetites of ball-chomping ferrets. These incidents are not aberrations; the threat posed to our junk is real and persistent.
Like many a fellow, Kentucky truck driver Phillip Seaton took his manhood for granted until the day he woke up without it. The detesticled driver had gone…
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Promethean Times 
As a woman who recently posted about testicular injury, I commend you for your community service. If just one penis is saved from the writing of this post, then your work will have been worth it…
The first image in your post is a perfect representation of a dick.
Tell me about it! Promethean Times endorsed him for president in 2012, but he didn’t win.
You are so perversely patriotic!
I particularly like the photo of the preserved penii from Janet Reno’s collection. Also, if you’re going to get a tat on your own Johnson, you really should go with something that will be able to cover the whole thing. Maybe the text of War & Peace? (notice I didn’t go with the abridged version)