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1st Earl Howe, Admiral Richard Howe, American Revolution, Black Dick, crotch rot, Great Britain, Lord Howe, Prince Harry, Prince William, Royal Navy, Rum Buggery & The Lash, STDs, Tunisian Tart, unfortunate nicknames, United Kingdom, venereal disease, War for American Independence, War with the Colonies
By Smaktakula
Admiral Richard Howe, the 1st Earl Howe (1726-1799), led a distinguished and remarkable life. Taking to the sea at an early age, Howe fought for Great Britain in many Eighteenth Century conflicts, including the War for American Independence. Today, Lord Howe’s name is immortalized in ships and towns throughout the remaining rump of the British Empire. Prince William, England’s future king, and his loutish brother Harry number among Howe’s descendants.
Despite so much good luck and historical recognition (Britain’s near-success against the rebellious colonies notwithstanding), Howe will forever be burdened by the odious sobriquet: Black Dick.
Beyond The Black: In Later Years Lord Howe Had To Hold The Damned Thing In Place If He Didn't Want To Make A Scene.
Promethean Times 
I think that would be a great 70’s porn name, starring Isaac Hayes.
Smaktakula’s pornstar name is Karl Balboa.
Nice to meet you Karl
Black Dick appears to have a severe case of camel toe.
“Severe?” You don’t know the half of it! Hello?–Black Dick.