"I Have This Many Childrens Now!" Good Try, Kev--You Got A Little Closer That Time.
Professional baby-daddy Kevin ‘K-Fed’ Federline has likely spawned his fifth child according to a source close to the expectant mother, former professional volleyball player Victoria Prince. K-Fed’s brood currently includes two children with actress Shar Jackson and a pair with white trash survivor Britney Spears.
Say What You Will About The Man, But No Shortage Of Reasonably Attractive Women Are Willing To Sleep With Him.
Of the many roles K-Fed has played over the years (backup dancer, rap artist, career-killer) none appears to satisfy him as much as fatherhood, particularly since siring children is the only activity for which he has shown any measurable aptitude. It’s a safe bet that K-Fed will continue to knock ladies up for years to come, so long as there remains at least one kind soul who will let him do it.
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Bonus: K-Fed’s immortal ‘Popozão.’
That shit is fire, we assure you.
Po, Po, Po, Po, Popozão, Popozão!