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Barack Obama, Bill Clinton, Bill vs. Jimmy, can't you just let Jimmy win once?, Clinton > Carter, Clinton vs. Carter, dicks, Hillary Clinton, ineffectual presidents, Jimmy Carter, mean people, one-termers, President Carter, President Clinton, Slick Willy, two-term presidents
By Smaktakula
"C'Mon, Jimmy! I Said I Was Sorry! Now, What Were You Sayin'?"
"Never Mind. You'll Just Make Fun Of Me Again."
"Jimmy, I Won't, Buddy. I Want To Help."
"You Promise?"
"Hope To Die, Jimmy. Now Let's Hear It. I've Got Speaking Engagements To Get To."
"I Was Just Thinkin' That If Obama Ends Up Being A One-Termer--Which I Do Not For A Moment Hope--But If He Does, I Wonder If I Could Be The Second-Best Democrat In The Last Fifty Years?"
"That's A Good Question, Jimmy--An Important Question. But I'll Tell You Somethin', Buddy--There's Only One Person Who Can Answer That Question . . ."
"And That Person Is You."
"You Really Think So?"
"Oh, Hell Yeah, Jimmy! I Mean, If I Wanted To Know Anything About Being Number 2, I'd Ask Jimmy Carter. Don't Know Much About It Myself."
Promethean Times 