16 Friday Jul 2010
Posted in Culture, General Foolishness, National Events, People, Politics, Relationships, Scandal
Tags
Alaska, baby daddy, baby mama, Bristol Palin, engagement, hicks, Levi Johnston, rednecks, reunion, Sarah Palin, spectacle, white trash
‘Cause Bristol and Levi are back together, Y’all!
Levi Johnston And Baby Mama: True Love Is Forever
The Odds Against Levi Dying A Natural Death Are Currently 14:1-Bristol Palin, Levi Johnston reveal engagement – TODAY People – TODAYshow.com.
16 Friday Jul 2010
Posted in Crime, General Foolishness, Health, History, Justice, National Events, People, Relationships, Scandal
Tags
abusive asshole, alcohol abuse, asshat, divorce, domestic violence, famous for nothing, happy thoughts, irony, John Wayne Bobbitt, Lorena Gallo Bobbitt, severed penis, spousal abuse
Abusive inebriate John Wayne Bobbitt was such a cock-knocker that in 1993 his wife Lorena severed half his penis, hurling the bloody nugget into a field.
The missing member was recovered after an exhaustive search, and the cock (by which we mean the ironically-named Bobbitt) made whole.
Sadly, the couple divorced in 1995.
Not Only Did JWB Lose Sensation In His Penis, But Also Any Notion Of Dignity.
