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Livermore, California: A local skank faces 67 charges related to sexual acts with teenage boys. Christine Shreeve Hubbs, 42, is said to have engaged in the scandalous behavior with two junior high school students, both in her home as well as in a motel.
Hubbs is also facing several charges relating to contributing to the delinquency of a minor. She is alleged to have purchased BB guns for her two victims, and allowed them to perform “drive-bys” from the back of her moving Hummer. The victims also add that Hubbs plied them with gift cards and cash.
As with all good things, this idyllic life of sex, easy cash and firearms was destined to end. One of the boys was careless with his cell phone, which contained nude pictures of Hubbs. The boy’s snooping mother found the pictures and called the police, who brought this charming coming-of-age story to an abrupt and frustrating end.
How events might have unfolded differently if the boy’s father had stumbled across the phone before his mother can only be conjectured.