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California, Christine Shreeve Hubbs, coming of age, Coo Coo Ca-Choo!, cougars, double standards, hot sex offenders, molestation, Mrs. Robinson, nice job Mom, sex and firearms, sexual predators, skankery, Smaktakula's hypocrisy can sometimes be astounding, The Graduate
By Smaktakula
"Mrs. Robinson, You're Trying To Molest Me."
Livermore, California: A local skank faces 67 charges related to sexual acts with teenage boys. Christine Shreeve Hubbs, 42, is said to have engaged in the scandalous behavior with two junior high school students, both in her home as well as in a motel.
Hubbs is also facing several charges relating to contributing to the delinquency of a minor. She is alleged to have purchased BB guns for her two victims, and allowed them to perform “drive-bys” from the back of her moving Hummer. The victims also add that Hubbs plied them with gift cards and cash.
And Here's To You, Ms. Hubbs. Adolescent Boys Love You More Than You Will Ever Know. Coo Coo Ca-Choo!
As with all good things, this idyllic life of sex, easy cash and firearms was destined to end. One of the boys was careless with his cell phone, which contained nude pictures of Hubbs. The boy’s snooping mother found the pictures and called the police, who brought this charming coming-of-age story to an abrupt and frustrating end.
How events might have unfolded differently if the boy’s father had stumbled across the phone before his mother can only be conjectured.
Because Opportunities Like This Come Along So Frequently When You're Fourteen.
Promethean Times 
I assume events would have unfolded with a high five had dad found the phone.. But seriously, why does a good looking woman like that need high school kids that bad? Is she not aware that she could get the same short, disappointing sex from a college aged (and therefore legal) dude any time she wants?
That’s an excellent point–perhaps it’s the thrill of being a sexual predator.
On a related note, we’re no strangers to short, disappointing sex.
This story is almost identical to one that happened about 10 years ago in my NJ hometown with a wealthy 41 year old woman. She was blowing everyone, including her 15 year old son’s friends and she and her husband were videotaping it and snapping pics on the cell cam. Though she was caught, she was never prosecuted, probably because she had also had plenty of relations with the local cops. So as far as I know, she is still messin with young boys to satisfy her ego in her new digs on Long Island.
Let’s hope so. God bless, crazy old skank, God bless.