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cockfighting, DIABEETUS, Diabetes, Diabetes Cat, Howard Hughes, It's the right thing to do, John Wayne, True Grit, Wilford Brimley
By Smaktakula
"Chicken Slaughtering Chicken. It's The Right Thing To Do."
- Got his acting start with an uncredited role in John Wayne’s True Grit.
- Once worked as a bodyguard for playboy-turned-recluse Howard Hughes.
- Is an unabashed supporter of cockfighting.
The Resemblance Really Is Uncanny. Poor Beast.
Promethean Times 
very funny lol
We thank you.
I’ll be honest, I was hoping for something a little more lurid and revealing. Like, say, “once murdered three people with his bare hands because they refused to acknowledge that Quaker Oatmeal was the right thing to do.”
It was only two people, and it wasn’t with his bare hands, but rather with one of those cylindrical packages of Quaker Oats.
We WERE saving that for “Even MORE Stuff You Didn’t Know About Wilford Brimley,” but we guess you’ve gone and ruined that.