Tags
"fake gay", beefcake, childish sexual innuendo, Doogie Howser MD, fag hag, gay men, gay people, girlfriends, homophobia, homosexuality, Neil Patrick Harris, no downside, wives, you got a real purty mouth
By Smaktakula
No, He's Not Really A Child Prodigy, But The Man's A Hell Of A Dresser.
Pros: You can be sure that your wife/girlfriend will be accompanied at all times on her night out by a dude with absolutely no designs on her.*
Cons: There are NO cons. Sure, he thinks she’s too good for you, but so do all her other girlfriends.
Honestly, we’re inclined to agree. But still, we’re rooting for you!
If This Guy Had The Slightest Interest In Your Girlfriend, You'd Be Out Of The Picture With A Quickness. You Ought To Get Down On Your Knees And Thank Him Properly. What?
Promethean Times 
The problem is that gay guys are always in great shape and dress better than you. Makes you look like a fat slob in comparison. And I like being a fat slob.
We understand. Smaktakula is a 5th generation fat slob.