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By Smaktakula

No, He's Not Really A Child Prodigy, But The Man's A Hell Of A Dresser.

Pros: You can be sure that your wife/girlfriend will be accompanied at all times on her night out by a dude with absolutely no designs on her.*

Cons: There are NO cons.  Sure, he thinks she’s too good for you, but so do all her other girlfriends.

Honestly, we’re inclined to agree.  But still, we’re rooting for you!

If This Guy Had The Slightest Interest In Your Girlfriend, You'd Be Out Of The Picture With A Quickness. You Ought To Get Down On Your Knees And Thank Him Properly. What?

*Beware of the “fake gay” friend.  He is an insidious creature not to be trusted.