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Pros: You can be sure that your wife/girlfriend will be accompanied at all times on her night out by a dude with absolutely no designs on her.*
Cons: There are NO cons. Sure, he thinks she’s too good for you, but so do all her other girlfriends.
Honestly, we’re inclined to agree. But still, we’re rooting for you!