Tags
Biblical names, insects, JAMC, Jerusalem Cricket, Jesus and Mary Chain, Jesus Jones, Jesus Lizard, Jesus of Nazareth, Judas Iscariot, Judas Tree, Religion, sea of Galilee, the redemptive powers of the JAMC, things with religious names, treachery, walking on water
By Smaktakula
Observe:
The Judas Tree: The World's Most Treacherous Flora.
The Jesus And Mary Chain Has Saved Smaktakula's Soul On More Than One Occasion.
The Jerusalem Cricket: Our Favorite Insect.
The Jesus Lizard Is So Freaking Cool That It Walks On Water. However, If You Kill It, It Stays Dead.
It doesn’t always work:
Jesus Jones: Not So Much.
Promethean Times 
The Jerusalem Cricket scares the shit out of me. Must be an Old Testament insect.