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By Smaktakula
The fashion world welcomes an exciting new addition to the As Seen On TV menagerie: PajamaJeans. Blending the muumuu-like luxury of pajamas with the I-Have-A-Job assertiveness of jeans, PajamaJeans lend a touch of MILFy mystique to dowdy homemakers.
Pajama Jeans: The Sassy, Sexy Way To Tell The World That You've Stopped Trying.
Because it’s 6:45 AM somewhere.
Promethean Times 
Gunt support! Hysterical!
Thanks, Ms. S–It’s an issue people don’t like to talk about. It kinda grosses them out.
Can you please tuck in your FUPA? Its’ offending me.
Hahahaha! I need to go bleach my brain now.