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Libya: Who’s To Blame?

25 Friday Feb 2011

Posted by Smaktakula in Crime, Culture, News, Politics

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A Few Good Men, Code Red, despots, Fidel Castro, Hugo Chavez, Libya, Lindbergh Baby, Lindbergh Kidnapping, Muammar al-Gaddafi, Muammar al-Gaddafi executed, New Coke, Osama bin Laden, Osama totally did it, revolution

By Smaktakula

Soon-to-be-deposed-and-executed despot Col. Muammar al-Gaddafi knows who’s behind the wave of bloody turmoil racing through Libya–This guy:

Also Kidnapped The Lindbergh Baby And Greenlighted New Coke. And Did He Order The Code Red? You're Goddamn Right He Did!

We knew it!

Castro and Chavez have a theory about this, too.  ∞T.

Whatever Happened To Ivory Coast?

25 Friday Feb 2011

Posted by Smaktakula in Crime, News

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Africa, African strongmen, Alassane Outtara, Burning Man Revolution, crusading celebrities, Darfur, elections, Ivorians, Ivory Coast, Laurent Gbagbo, North Africa, places that suck, problem solved, that trick never works, transfer of power, United Nations, West Africa

By Smaktakula

You Are Here. Bad Break, Friend.

In the weeks before the Burning Man Revolution put all other African news on the back-burner, simmering troubles came to a boil in West Africa’s Ivory Coast, where a disputed election threatened to tear apart the nation’s fragile peace.  The trouble began when the country’s incumbent president, Laurent Gbagbo, refused to cede power to his rival, Alassane Ouattara, the internationally recognized winner of the election.

The Ivorian Flag: We're Guessing Not A Lot Of Thought Went Into The Design.

These tumultuous events transpired several weeks ago. It’s probably safe to imagine that the situation in Ivory Coast has been resolved, either by internal agreement or through the use of UN Peacekeepers.  If Gbagbo were still claiming power and the country sliding once again into civil war, not only would global news organizations keep us informed, but celebrities–our national conscience–would be striving mightily to keep Ivory Coast’s troubles on the forefront of the public’s mind.

After all, that’s how we saved Darfur.

These UN Peacekeepers Prevented The Election Crisis In Ivory Coast From Getting Out Of Hand.

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