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aggression, apologies to Edwin Starr, conflict, fundamental truths, Hallmark Cards, LEGOLAND, News of the Duh, trite statements, understatement, war, War is not healthy for children and other living things, War! What is it good for? Absolutely nothin'!
By Smaktakula
A surfeit of schmaltzy Hallmark Card sentimentality cannot alter a fundamental truth. Observe:

Is There A Way You Can Say This That WON'T Make Us Want To Go All Thermonuclear On LEGOLAND?
As much as we’d like to, we can’t argue with this. If anything, the image’s creators are understating the complete havoc which armed conflict can wreak upon organic matter.