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1886, death by Germany, France, Gauloises, Germany, historical beatdowns, October 28, Smaktakula's decades-old vendetta against the French, the French, this day in history, United States of America
By Smaktakula
On which the French and American people make a trade, with the French bequeathing to the United States the majestic Statue of Liberty, and the Americans in turn promising that France would never find herself abruptly forced to learn German.

We're Trying To Figure Out If Lady Liberty Is Really French. True, She Makes A Lot Of Demands And Hasn't Bathed In 125 Years, But That's A Torch In Her Hand And Not A Gauloise.