By Tardsie
Right Now We Kinda Think You Suck Purple Donkey Dicks.
Hi. We put out a great post this morning, Headlines 06.20.12. Apparently, because the post contained several links. Word Press shut Promethean Times down as a spam site. Although they have belatedly recognized their error, please join us in extending a great big FUCK YOU to the good folks at Word Press.
Promethean Times 
I saw that—I thought, WTF? I’m glad you’re back.
Same here. I went to try to go to the site and it was gone. I was like, WTF?
Thanks, Madame W! Wanna buy a knock-off R0L3X?
The great news is that now that you’ve been accused of being a spammer, you can gleefully spam to your heart’s content, and act all the while like you’re being persecuted.
The other bright side is that if you do become a spammer, for real, you’ll finally be able to start moving those crates of Canadian Cialis in your basement. Hooray!
I like the way you think. Unfortunately, the Canadian Cialis makes you pee maple syrup.
That thought either makes maple syrup a whole lot less appetizing, or it—
ahem. Never mind. I’ve decided it’s not in anybody’s best interest to continue that line of thinking to its disturbing conclusion. I don’t want to get your website shut down again.
So IT WAS YOU?!?!?!?!
WTF!!!!!
Although I know Jerry could really use that Cialis you’re hoarding!
See my reply to Carrie–I need that shit to keep a stiff upper lip–among other things.
I think it was the evil doings of Todd Bridges!
Certainly an intriguing theory, Lady Cracka–but do you really think that Todd even owns a computer, let alone knows how to use one? In his credit, however, let us never forget that he beat the shit out of Vanilla Ice. That is worth something.
hahaha!!
Glad to see you are back up (your blog, that is). It was startling to see the message that your site was no longer in play. I thought perhaps you’d had enough of us. If it makes you feel better, I did read your headlines post through my email, and I enjoyed it as always, though I recommend you stay away from cats and vacuums.
Sadly, I cannot click the “like” button on this post, because I can’t tell WP to F-off. I want to stay in their good graces, because I’m hoping they’ll FP me again, right when my novel comes out…
I think given your situation, your pusillanimous timidity is perfectly understandable. And while my blog is up, sadly I am not. I hear it happens to lots of guys, though. It’s never happened to me before, though. This is the very first time. For reals.
I believe you’ll find something in your spam folder that can help relieve your problem.
By the way, thanks for the new word: pusillanimous. Seems like it would have something to do with pus, but an online dictionary tells me otherwise.
I’m delighted that I could teach YOU a new word that wasn’t filthy.
I love learning new words, and you can pick them up just about anywhere. I got ‘pusillanimous’ years ago from a remix on a Ministry single, ‘Jesus Built My Hotrod.’
There is so much to ponder in that last sentence that I don’t know where to begin…
Smak,
As if it wasn’t enough that you were ugly…
Le Clown
Ugly, syphilitic and now a spammer. Where, Sir, is the justice?
Smak,
In Canada, my friend.
Le Clown
Justice is never polite.
How is it that this great blog gets smacked down, but blogs about pictures of sandwiches get a free pass?
Sigh. It’s the same phenomenon that allowed John Lennon to be slaughtered while Yoko Ono lives on to bedevil us all.
I think WP was just using the links as an excuse to SHUT DOWN THIS VOICE, NAY, THIS BEACON OF TRUTH!!!!
Or they were pissed off you didn’t deposit the 65000 millions left in an unnamed account at Nigerian Last National Savings into their account (after you gave 10% to charity) like you said you would…
The bad in society always ruin it for everyone else. I can’t get the stupid caps off my aspirin bottles because some jerk back in the ’70s put cyanide in aspirin bottles in a grocery store.